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The Wysard's Dictionary
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John Vinson
2003-10-18 04:07:02 UTC
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Spaghetto, n. The Italian restaurant district.


John the Wysard jvinson *at* WysardOfInfo *dot* com
Ellen K Hursh
2003-10-18 05:40:03 UTC
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Post by John Vinson
Spaghetto, n. The Italian restaurant district.
Have some peanuts with your pasta.

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Martin DeMello
2003-10-18 08:49:34 UTC
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Post by John Vinson
Spaghetto, n. The Italian restaurant district.
Nice :)

m.
Wesley Struebing
2003-10-18 22:52:24 UTC
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On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 22:07:02 -0600, John Vinson
Post by John Vinson
Spaghetto, n. The Italian restaurant district.
watt'sa da matter wit' yoo? Mama Mia!

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Clothahump
2003-10-22 04:59:40 UTC
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Post by John Vinson
Spaghetto, n. The Italian restaurant district.
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Innuendo, n. An Italian-made suppository.
Jerry Hollombe
2003-10-22 05:30:44 UTC
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Post by John Vinson
Spaghetto, n. The Italian restaurant district.
Not the Italian health club district?
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Frank McCoy
2003-10-22 16:25:46 UTC
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Post by Clothahump
Post by John Vinson
Spaghetto, n. The Italian restaurant district.
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Innuendo, n. An Italian-made suppository.
Groooaaann, ;-}
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Jean Hoehn
2003-10-23 00:33:46 UTC
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Post by Clothahump
Innuendo, n. An Italian-made suppository.
To quote Groucho Marx-
"Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo!"
(Spoken to Thelma Todd, IIRC, can't remember the movie tho...)
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that tell them to kill people...
Mine just try to get me in trouble.
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Ed Rhodes
2003-11-06 13:20:52 UTC
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Post by Jean Hoehn
Post by Clothahump
Innuendo, n. An Italian-made suppository.
To quote Groucho Marx-
"Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo!"
(Spoken to Thelma Todd, IIRC, can't remember the movie tho...)
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"Monkey Business," I think. I like one that came up on my offices [old]
Macintosh in the file card system.

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" - Groucho.
Wesley Struebing
2003-10-23 03:07:04 UTC
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Post by Clothahump
Post by John Vinson
Spaghetto, n. The Italian restaurant district.
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Innuendo, n. An Italian-made suppository.
uppayouass: location - where one finds the Great Lakes.
Meffy Ellis
2003-10-24 22:54:34 UTC
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impossibility (n.) -- The ability or tendency of small minor demons to
turn to bone.

Meffy
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Frank McCoy
2003-10-24 23:55:37 UTC
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Post by Meffy Ellis
impossibility (n.) -- The ability or tendency of small minor demons to
turn to bone.
Meffy
Deranged (n.) -- The state of a cowboy removed from where he keeps his
cattle.
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Wesley Struebing
2003-10-25 15:06:51 UTC
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Post by Frank McCoy
Post by Meffy Ellis
impossibility (n.) -- The ability or tendency of small minor demons to
turn to bone.
Meffy
Deranged (n.) -- The state of a cowboy removed from where he keeps his
cattle.
And, in honor of the two aboe (ghods, Meffy - that was baaad!<G> and
yours was likewise execrable, Frank) I post these which I just
received:

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's
winners:


1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2. Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose
of getting laid.

3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

4. Giraffiti (n.): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5. Sarchasm (n.): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

6. Inoculatte (v.): To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.

7. Hipatitis (n.): Terminal coolness.

8. Osteopornosis (n.): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra
credit.)

9. Karmageddon (n.): It's, like, when everybody is sending off all
these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and
it's, like, a serious bummer.

10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

11. Glibido (n.): All talk and no action.

12. Dopeler effect (n.): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

14- Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in
the fruit you're eating.
Frank McCoy
2003-10-25 16:36:42 UTC
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Post by Wesley Struebing
Post by Frank McCoy
Post by Meffy Ellis
impossibility (n.) -- The ability or tendency of small minor demons to
turn to bone.
Meffy
Deranged (n.) -- The state of a cowboy removed from where he keeps his
cattle.
And, in honor of the two aboe (ghods, Meffy - that was baaad!<G> and
yours was likewise execrable, Frank) I post these which I just
The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose
of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n.): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n.): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.
6. Inoculatte (v.): To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.
7. Hipatitis (n.): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n.): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra
credit.)
9. Karmageddon (n.): It's, like, when everybody is sending off all
these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and
it's, like, a serious bummer.
10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (n.): All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n.): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
14- Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in
the fruit you're eating.
<Giggle.>
Snarf!
ROFLMAO!!!
(It creeps up on you.)
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Meffy Ellis
2003-10-25 22:35:09 UTC
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In article <***@4ax.com>, Wesley
Struebing says...
Post by Wesley Struebing
And, in honor of the two aboe (ghods, Meffy - that was baaad!<G> and
yours was likewise execrable, Frank) I post these which I just
(snip of wonderfulness)

*hee hee hee!*

"Excellent -- I heard last year's but this batch is new to me. Thanks!"

Meffy
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Jerry Hollombe
2003-10-25 16:06:46 UTC
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Post by Frank McCoy
Post by Meffy Ellis
impossibility (n.) -- The ability or tendency of small minor
demons to turn to bone.
Meffy
Deranged (n.) -- The state of a cowboy removed from where he keeps
his cattle.
Dismissed (adj.) -- The state of a woman who has become married.
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John Vinson
2003-10-25 06:20:25 UTC
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On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 18:54:34 -0400, Meffy Ellis
Post by Meffy Ellis
impossibility (n.) -- The ability or tendency of small minor demons to
turn to bone.
<puzzled look>
<doubletake>

ARRGGGGH!

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Ed Murphy
2003-10-25 06:34:53 UTC
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Post by John Vinson
On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 18:54:34 -0400, Meffy Ellis
Post by Meffy Ellis
impossibility (n.) -- The ability or tendency of small minor demons to
turn to bone.
<puzzled look>
<doubletake>
ARRGGGGH!
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Argh indeed! I didn't get it at all until just now.

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Meffy Ellis
2003-10-25 22:33:08 UTC
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In article <***@socal.rr.com>, Ed Murphy
says...
Post by Ed Murphy
Post by John Vinson
On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 18:54:34 -0400, Meffy Ellis
Post by Meffy Ellis
impossibility (n.) -- The ability or tendency of small minor demons to
turn to bone.
Argh indeed! I didn't get it at all until just now.
"The devil you say."
Post by Ed Murphy
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"Ooo, nice! You deserve more. Ambrose Bierce already wrote 'The Devil's
Dictionary,' but I can toss out a few more definitions... some of these
might not be pronounced exactly as you'd expect." ^_^ "And the parts
of speech might seem a bit awry. I believe they're all correct, though."

pitchfork (v.i.) -- to commit a sequel to a dish-throwing rampage.

diabolic (v.i.) -- (of a human male) to take a preparatory step for
attending an X-rated costume party in the character of a completely red-
skinned inhabitant of the nether regions; must be repeated on other side
of the dye-ee's nether regions.

hades (n.pl.) -- scat-singing syllables used by Cab Calloway. See also
"hideys."

eternal condemnation (n.) -- a country that practices latex-based birth
control, now and always.

purgatory (v.i.) -- to remove all Conservatives from Parliament and fill
it with Labor MPs.

*bow*

MephistoffEllis (skunk, irr.) -- indefinable but not what it sounds like
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Ace Lightning
2003-10-26 02:03:00 UTC
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Post by Meffy Ellis
hades (n.pl.) -- scat-singing syllables used by Cab Calloway. See also
"hideys."
(etc.)

hoplite (n.) - a fossilized frog
Frank McCoy
2003-10-26 02:57:15 UTC
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Post by Ace Lightning
Post by Meffy Ellis
hades (n.pl.) -- scat-singing syllables used by Cab Calloway. See also
"hideys."
(etc.)
hoplite (n.) - a fossilized frog
Oh ... That's BAAAAAAD. ;-}
BOYC?
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Ace Lightning
2003-10-26 05:55:42 UTC
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Post by Frank McCoy
Post by Ace Lightning
hoplite (n.) - a fossilized frog
Oh ... That's BAAAAAAD. ;-}
BOYC?
Anything, so long as it isn't green!
Meffy Ellis
2003-10-26 14:45:48 UTC
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Post by Ace Lightning
Post by Frank McCoy
Post by Ace Lightning
hoplite (n.) - a fossilized frog
Oh ... That's BAAAAAAD. ;-}
BOYC?
Anything, so long as it isn't green!
<MontgomeryScott>Och, lad -- guess Ah'll have t' be keepin' this bottle
until Ah meet a Klingon who needs it!</MontgomeryScott>

Mef
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"Samuel P. Trapper" is even more nonexistent than I.
Instead please contact meffy at comcast. Append dot net to it.
Ace Lightning
2003-10-26 23:01:20 UTC
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Post by Meffy Ellis
Post by Ace Lightning
Anything, so long as it isn't green!
<MontgomeryScott>Och, lad -- guess Ah'll have t' be keepin' this bottle
until Ah meet a Klingon who needs it!</MontgomeryScott>
vajvaD 'Iw Hiq lugh HIq!
Meffy Ellis
2003-10-28 18:40:52 UTC
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Post by Ace Lightning
Post by Meffy Ellis
Post by Ace Lightning
Anything, so long as it isn't green!
<MontgomeryScott>Och, lad -- guess Ah'll have t' be keepin' this bottle
until Ah meet a Klingon who needs it!</MontgomeryScott>
vajvaD 'Iw Hiq lugh HIq!
"Ah dunno what ye just said, lassie, but those hiccoughs make me think
ye've had enough alrrrready." ;-)

"Och, wha' th' hey. Here's the bottle an' some glasses. T' Mister
Jeffries!"

*drinks up, tosses glass*

Mef
honorary Scotskunk
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Ace Lightning
2003-10-29 09:31:00 UTC
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Post by Meffy Ellis
Post by Ace Lightning
Post by Meffy Ellis
Post by Ace Lightning
Anything, so long as it isn't green!
<MontgomeryScott>Och, lad -- guess Ah'll have t' be keepin' this bottle
until Ah meet a Klingon who needs it!</MontgomeryScott>
vajvaD 'Iw Hiq lugh HIq!
"Ah dunno what ye just said, lassie, but those hiccoughs make me think
ye've had enough alrrrready." ;-)
"Bloodwine is the proper drink for a warrior!"

Although it's been my observation that, in practice, Klingons
aren't really that picky. If it contains alcohol, they'll drink
it. They'll *settle* for synthehol, but they'll complain.
Post by Meffy Ellis
"Och, wha' th' hey. Here's the bottle an' some glasses. T' Mister
Jeffries!"
*drinks up, tosses glass*
And to Zefrem Cochrane, Space bless his drunken soul!

*tosses her glass after Meffy's*
Meffy Ellis
2003-10-29 14:29:07 UTC
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Post by Ace Lightning
Post by Meffy Ellis
Post by Ace Lightning
Post by Meffy Ellis
Post by Ace Lightning
Anything, so long as it isn't green!
<MontgomeryScott>Och, lad -- guess Ah'll have t' be keepin' this bottle
until Ah meet a Klingon who needs it!</MontgomeryScott>
vajvaD 'Iw Hiq lugh HIq!
"Ah dunno what ye just said, lassie, but those hiccoughs make me think
ye've had enough alrrrready." ;-)
"Bloodwine is the proper drink for a warrior!"
"Och!" *slaps forehead* "O' course. An' here I was thinkin' ye were
wantin' ta discuss prrrogrammin' in Visual Age for Java..." :-)
Post by Ace Lightning
Although it's been my observation that, in practice, Klingons
aren't really that picky. If it contains alcohol, they'll drink
it. They'll *settle* for synthehol, but they'll complain.
*nodnod* "As would I."
Post by Ace Lightning
Post by Meffy Ellis
"Och, wha' th' hey. Here's the bottle an' some glasses. T' Mister
Jeffries!"
*drinks up, tosses glass*
And to Zefrem Cochrane, Space bless his drunken soul!
"Ayyyye! Ye Klingons be a fine sort o' folk, Ah allus 'ave said so."
*sniffle*
Post by Ace Lightning
*tosses her glass after Meffy's*
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Instead please contact meffy at comcast. Append dot net to it.
Ace Lightning
2003-10-30 06:55:41 UTC
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Post by Meffy Ellis
Post by Ace Lightning
And to Zefrem Cochrane, Space bless his drunken soul!
"Ayyyye! Ye Klingons be a fine sort o' folk, Ah allus 'ave said so."
*sniffle*
I'd direct you to the story I co-authored, featuring a female
Vulcan/Betazoid crossbreed and a male Klingon/Human crossbreed,
and what happens when she unexpectedly goes into _pon farr_...
but my ISP made me remove all "adult" content from my website...
Meffy Ellis
2003-10-30 14:31:30 UTC
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Post by Ace Lightning
I'd direct you to the story I co-authored, featuring a female
Vulcan/Betazoid crossbreed and a male Klingon/Human crossbreed,
and what happens when she unexpectedly goes into _pon farr_...
but my ISP made me remove all "adult" content from my website...
"Sorry to hear that, though I'm not particularly into erotic fiction.

"It's my impression that the same ISP must somehow have got control of
television programing and development as well. How else to explain the
near-total lack of anything suitable for a mentality above the pre-
adolescent level? Ockham's Razor and all that..."

Meffy
IQ of three but still can't stomach most TV
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Ace Lightning
2003-11-04 18:13:53 UTC
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Post by Meffy Ellis
Post by Ace Lightning
but my ISP made me remove all "adult" content from my website...
"Sorry to hear that, though I'm not particularly into erotic fiction.
"It's my impression that the same ISP must somehow have got control of
television programing and development as well. How else to explain the
near-total lack of anything suitable for a mentality above the pre-
adolescent level? Ockham's Razor and all that..."
The difference being that my ISP prohibits "adult content" because
they don't want to be held legally liable if there are ever
any criminal charges brought regarding "pornography". TV is just
that way because they're going for the largest market share,
which is, of course, the lowest common denominator.
Meffy Ellis
2003-11-04 19:18:58 UTC
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Post by Ace Lightning
Post by Meffy Ellis
"It's my impression that the same ISP must somehow have got control of
television programing and development as well. How else to explain the
near-total lack of anything suitable for a mentality above the pre-
adolescent level? Ockham's Razor and all that..."
The difference being that my ISP prohibits "adult content" because
they don't want to be held legally liable if there are ever
any criminal charges brought regarding "pornography". TV is just
that way because they're going for the largest market share,
which is, of course, the lowest common denominator.
*nodnod* "Different motives, similar effect. Ah well."

Mef
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Frank McCoy
2003-10-31 03:32:53 UTC
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Post by Ace Lightning
Post by Meffy Ellis
Post by Ace Lightning
And to Zefrem Cochrane, Space bless his drunken soul!
"Ayyyye! Ye Klingons be a fine sort o' folk, Ah allus 'ave said so."
*sniffle*
I'd direct you to the story I co-authored, featuring a female
Vulcan/Betazoid crossbreed and a male Klingon/Human crossbreed,
and what happens when she unexpectedly goes into _pon farr_...
but my ISP made me remove all "adult" content from my website...
Get a (free) account on asstr (Alt.Sex.STories Repository) to have a
place to put your adult stories.
http://www.asstr.org
Just sign in, and then go to the "authors" section.

Or, just post it to alt.sex.stories.moderated.
That will also put it in alt.sex.stories, AND archive it in the ASSM
archives.

Several other places (Like Stories-On-Line
http://www.storiesonline.com) also provide free places for people to
put erotic stories. But asstr is the biggest and best, IMO.
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Eleri Hamilton
2003-10-31 19:12:21 UTC
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Post by Frank McCoy
Get a (free) account on asstr (Alt.Sex.STories Repository) to have a
place to put your adult stories.
http://www.asstr.org
Just sign in, and then go to the "authors" section.
Or, just post it to alt.sex.stories.moderated.
That will also put it in alt.sex.stories, AND archive it in the ASSM
archives.
Several other places (Like Stories-On-Line
http://www.storiesonline.com) also provide free places for people to
put erotic stories. But asstr is the biggest and best, IMO.
What's your opinion on Literotica? Blade has his story up there
(Rapture, for the curious. Esoteric Gender-bending in a IHOP
bathroom), but it's not getting as much exposure as we'd like.

Eleri
Frank McCoy
2003-11-01 05:40:36 UTC
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Post by Eleri Hamilton
Post by Frank McCoy
Get a (free) account on asstr (Alt.Sex.STories Repository) to have a
place to put your adult stories.
http://www.asstr.org
Just sign in, and then go to the "authors" section.
Or, just post it to alt.sex.stories.moderated.
That will also put it in alt.sex.stories, AND archive it in the ASSM
archives.
Several other places (Like Stories-On-Line
http://www.storiesonline.com) also provide free places for people to
put erotic stories. But asstr is the biggest and best, IMO.
What's your opinion on Literotica? Blade has his story up there
(Rapture, for the curious. Esoteric Gender-bending in a IHOP
bathroom), but it's not getting as much exposure as we'd like.
Eleri
Don't really have an opinion on Literotica.
Don't go there.
Rarely go to Stories-on-line, either.
Maybe somebody else has an opinion?

Try asking over in alt.sex.stories.d (The ".d" is for discussion.)
Several people there use both.
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Maureen O'Danu
2003-11-02 07:24:43 UTC
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Post by Eleri Hamilton
Post by Frank McCoy
Get a (free) account on asstr (Alt.Sex.STories Repository) to have a
place to put your adult stories.
http://www.asstr.org
Just sign in, and then go to the "authors" section.
Or, just post it to alt.sex.stories.moderated.
That will also put it in alt.sex.stories, AND archive it in the ASSM
archives.
Several other places (Like Stories-On-Line
http://www.storiesonline.com) also provide free places for people to
put erotic stories. But asstr is the biggest and best, IMO.
What's your opinion on Literotica? Blade has his story up there
(Rapture, for the curious. Esoteric Gender-bending in a IHOP
bathroom), but it's not getting as much exposure as we'd like.
Eleri
My Hubby dearest spends a lot of time at literotica...he likes it, though he
admits that the quality of the work varies considerably. I'll have him
check out Blade's story. He'll probably love it.

Maureen O'Danu
Ace Lightning
2003-11-04 18:16:52 UTC
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Post by Frank McCoy
Post by Ace Lightning
I'd direct you to the story I co-authored, featuring a female
Vulcan/Betazoid crossbreed and a male Klingon/Human crossbreed,
and what happens when she unexpectedly goes into _pon farr_...
but my ISP made me remove all "adult" content from my website...
Get a (free) account on asstr (Alt.Sex.STories Repository) to have a
place to put your adult stories.
http://www.asstr.org
Just sign in, and then go to the "authors" section.
Thanks! I'll definitely look into that. I could probably get
away with having the list of stories on my existing website,
exactly the way I did before stuff got pulled, and simply
having the links point to the ASSTR page where necessary.
Post by Frank McCoy
Or, just post it to alt.sex.stories.moderated.
That will also put it in alt.sex.stories, AND archive it in the ASSM
archives.
Several other places (Like Stories-On-Line
http://www.storiesonline.com) also provide free places for people to
put erotic stories. But asstr is the biggest and best, IMO.
Rather than posting my old stories to newsgroups, I'd prefer
to have them located somewhere that I *could* link to. But
thanks very much for the info!
LeAnne
2003-10-31 21:08:00 UTC
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Post by Ace Lightning
Post by Meffy Ellis
Post by Ace Lightning
And to Zefrem Cochrane, Space bless his drunken soul!
"Ayyyye! Ye Klingons be a fine sort o' folk, Ah allus 'ave said so."
*sniffle*
I'd direct you to the story I co-authored, featuring a female
Vulcan/Betazoid crossbreed and a male Klingon/Human crossbreed,
and what happens when she unexpectedly goes into _pon farr_...
but my ISP made me remove all "adult" content from my website...
Hey Ace,

Try posting it to alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated (fewer trolls
than alt.startrek.creative.erotica, which has pretty much been
abandoned)!

Kapla!

LeAnne
Ace Lightning
2003-11-04 18:18:36 UTC
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Post by Ace Lightning
I'd direct you to the story I co-authored, featuring a female
Vulcan/Betazoid crossbreed and a male Klingon/Human crossbreed,
and what happens when she unexpectedly goes into _pon farr_...
but my ISP made me remove all "adult" content from my website...
Hey Ace,
Try posting it to alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated (fewer trolls
than alt.startrek.creative.erotica, which has pretty much been
abandoned)!
Kapla!
Well, as I mentioned in another comment, I'd prefer to have
them on a hosting site of some sort, so I can link to them
from my main page. I've only got one Trek erotica story, and
it was a joint effort with another author.
Wesley Struebing
2003-10-26 03:50:20 UTC
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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 02:03:00 GMT, Ace Lightning
Post by Ace Lightning
Post by Meffy Ellis
hades (n.pl.) -- scat-singing syllables used by Cab Calloway. See also
"hideys."
(etc.)
hoplite (n.) - a fossilized frog
I'd have figured it was either a frong on a diet, or a jumpy
electrical appliance...
Ace Lightning
2003-10-26 05:56:41 UTC
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hoplite (n.) - a fossilized frog
I'd have figured it was either a frong on a diet, or a jumpy
electrical appliance...
Well, a fossilized piece of dinosaur poop is a "coprolite"...
Wesley Struebing
2003-10-26 16:26:23 UTC
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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 05:56:41 GMT, Ace Lightning
Post by Ace Lightning
Post by Wesley Struebing
Post by Ace Lightning
hoplite (n.) - a fossilized frog
I'd have figured it was either a frong on a diet, or a jumpy
electrical appliance...
Well, a fossilized piece of dinosaur poop is a "coprolite"...
Yeah, I was a bit slow. I got the connection after I posted. 'Course
maybe the frog went on a diet, died of malnutrition and fossilised.
Yeah, that's it...

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Ace Lightning
2003-10-26 23:02:03 UTC
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Post by Wesley Struebing
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Post by Wesley Struebing
Post by Ace Lightning
hoplite (n.) - a fossilized frog
I'd have figured it was either a frong on a diet, or a jumpy
electrical appliance...
Well, a fossilized piece of dinosaur poop is a "coprolite"...
Yeah, I was a bit slow. I got the connection after I posted. 'Course
maybe the frog went on a diet, died of malnutrition and fossilised.
Yeah, that's it...
hoplite (n.) - a Grow-Lamp for herbs used in making beer.
Wesley Struebing
2003-10-28 01:21:33 UTC
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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 23:02:03 GMT, Ace Lightning
Post by Ace Lightning
Post by Wesley Struebing
Post by Ace Lightning
Post by Wesley Struebing
Post by Ace Lightning
hoplite (n.) - a fossilized frog
I'd have figured it was either a frong on a diet, or a jumpy
electrical appliance...
Well, a fossilized piece of dinosaur poop is a "coprolite"...
Yeah, I was a bit slow. I got the connection after I posted. 'Course
maybe the frog went on a diet, died of malnutrition and fossilised.
Yeah, that's it...
hoplite (n.) - a Grow-Lamp for herbs used in making beer.
Ahh! So that's what my wife is doing in her plant room. And, here
all the time I thought she was raising orchids...
Meffy Ellis
2003-10-26 14:44:07 UTC
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Post by Meffy Ellis
hades (n.pl.) -- scat-singing syllables used by Cab Calloway. See also
"hideys."
(etc.)
hoplite (n.) - a fossilized frog
"Heh! I always liked that word, because of course it describes what a
hoplite couldn't do..." :-)

Mef
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Instead please contact meffy at comcast. Append dot net to it.
Ace Lightning
2003-10-26 22:44:14 UTC
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Post by Ace Lightning
hoplite (n.) - a fossilized frog
"Heh! I always liked that word, because of course it describes what a
hoplite couldn't do..." :-)
I'm gladius you mentioned that...
Prophet
2003-10-26 11:13:26 UTC
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Post by Meffy Ellis
MephistoffEllis (skunk, irr.) -- indefinable but not what it sounds like
Might I suggest fiber?
--
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Mein Gedanken Sind Frei!
Meffy Ellis
2003-10-26 14:47:09 UTC
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In article <***@pascal.unh.edu>, Prophet
says...
Post by Prophet
Post by Meffy Ellis
MephistoffEllis (skunk, irr.) -- indefinable but not what it sounds like
Might I suggest fiber?
"You might, but I'm already covered with the stuff pretty much from head
to toe. Besides, my irregularity is more like that of clothing available
at discount stores -- the pieces don't quite fit together right, but
unless you look closely it's no big deal." ^_^

Meffy
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Meffy Ellis
2003-10-25 19:11:09 UTC
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In article <***@4ax.com>, John Vinson
says...
Post by John Vinson
On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 18:54:34 -0400, Meffy Ellis
Post by Meffy Ellis
impossibility (n.) -- The ability or tendency of small minor demons to
turn to bone.
<puzzled look>
<doubletake>
. o O ( exactly the planned-for reaction sequence... goodgood... )
Post by John Vinson
ARRGGGGH!
888888888888888888888888888888!
^_^

Mef
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